What are some great short jokes?

“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says: I have an acute aversion to scumbags I see through liar...
First, why not let the lady speak for herself? Here she is on Instagram recently: Look, I don’t kno...
Hey Begmun, I'm sure most gun owners are good people at heart and really DON'T want to kill you. Mos...
1: Itachi was a terrible brother. One thing that can’t reach the heads of Ichitards is that intentio...
It amazes me that Antarctica was not discovered until about the 1800s. Nobody got to the fake South...
Bingo. How do you believe an intelligent existing God would subscribe to the creation of a Flat Ea...
Comparative thinking is not healthy. Focus on your work and leave her to sort out her own issues. Ma...
I don't think people think about that until maybe much later in their life. Unless they're getting b...
You have to ask yourself, how could Don Trump ever win an election when he was reviled by 50% of the...
Growing up in the United States, I grew accustomed to the American television culture where TV studi...
Pete Rose is significant because more that 20,000 men have played major league baseball, and Rose is...